25 Bad Parenting Quotes That Are Actually Great!
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25 Bad Parenting Quotes That Are Actually Great!

Bad parenting quotes are the gift that keeps on giving. Maybe they’re absurd, maybe they’re outlandish, maybe they’re… exactly what you needed to read to make yourself feel better about your parenting situation! The days are long when you’re suffering through sleep deprivation.  Between trying to get your kids to sleep and the hell that…

Going to the Pool with Kids is a Special Kind of Hell
motherhood | Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor | summer

Going to the Pool with Kids is a Special Kind of Hell

When I was a kid, summer was the absolute best! Now that I’m a parent, I have decidedly mixed feelings about the season and much of the dilemma centers around the pool. In fact, going to the pool with kids seems like its own special kind of hell. I really want to love taking my kids to…

Summer Life Hacks for Exhausted Moms Looking To Do As Little As Possible
Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor | Simple & Sensible "Super Mom" / "Super Teacher" Ideas

Summer Life Hacks for Exhausted Moms Looking To Do As Little As Possible

Every mom needs some practical summer life hacks when the end of the school year draws near. After all, it’s every parent’s most loved-hated time: summer break! Summer break brings welcome relief from the daily grind of school. No more screaming like a banshee, “You’re going to miss the bus!” No more signing homework folders….

25 Funny Pregnancy Quotes Every Mom Will Appreciate
Parenting humor | Pregnancy | Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor

25 Funny Pregnancy Quotes Every Mom Will Appreciate

You Need & Deserve These Funny Pregnancy Quotes! Pregnancy can be a beautiful time, but it can also be a time when you need a good laugh more than ever (and also maybe a strong cocktail, but those are off-limits). Enjoy these funny pregnancy quotes because if you’re incubating a human (or you’ve done so…

What is my Toddler Saying? A Hilarious Toddler Translation Guide
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What is my Toddler Saying? A Hilarious Toddler Translation Guide

Understanding toddlers at all — let alone toddler speech — is a true challenge. Most parents have mastered their own toddler’s speech (within reason), but if a grandparent, friend, or neighbor wants to understand what a toddler is saying… Good luck! To help with this herculean task, I’ve developed a Toddler Translation Guide. Like every…

I Need New Clothes: A Hilarious “Prayer” for Shoppers
Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor | shopping

I Need New Clothes: A Hilarious “Prayer” for Shoppers

I need new clothes. There. I said it. Another summer season is upon us and my current wardrobe is way beyond limping on its last leg. I’ve put off this evil for a very long time, but the need can no longer be denied. I need new clothes. I have to go shopping. Have you…

5 Reasons A Mom’s Not Responding To Your Texts (On Purpose. Ish.)
motherhood | Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor

5 Reasons A Mom’s Not Responding To Your Texts (On Purpose. Ish.)

Hello Friend (or Family, or Coworker, or….)! These days, you may have noticed I’m not responding to your text messages in a very timely manner. Is it rude not to reply to a text message quickly? Possibly. Am I ignoring your texts on purpose? Not exactly… Here’s just a few reasons why I, or anyone…

March is the Absolute Worst Month of the Year
Daily Life | Parenting humor | Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor

March is the Absolute Worst Month of the Year

At this craptastic time of year (winter, that is), you’ve likely seen many articles claiming that January or February is the worst month of the year.  I’m sorry. Those writers were either mistaken or flat-out liars. March is the actual worst. Here’s why: January is no picnic, I grant you. Everyone knows it’s basically a cold,…

To the Mom Who Didn’t Lose Her Sh*t Today
Parenting humor | Sassy, Snarky, & Sarcastic Parenting Humor | Stay At Home Mom

To the Mom Who Didn’t Lose Her Sh*t Today

Do you remember the “Real American Heroes” commercial series by Budweiser in the late 1990s? It had an awful-but-catchy jingle and was a ridiculous serenade to the Average Joe for just doing what they do. Well, this is my version of that, but it’s not to Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy or Mr. Bowling Shoe…

How to Decide If You’re Done Having Babies: The Pinterest Vasectomy Board!
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How to Decide If You’re Done Having Babies: The Pinterest Vasectomy Board!

What is the “right” size for your family? This question has plagued just about every couple I know at some point. If you’re lucky, you and your spouse will be on the same page about this. And if you’re not? Well, this is likely to  prompt conversation after conversation, centered around the question: Are we…