Clever Pregnancy Comebacks: Hilarious responses to “Are you having twins?” –When You’re Not!
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Clever Pregnancy Comebacks: Hilarious responses to “Are you having twins?” –When You’re Not!

Are You Having Twins? 18 weeks, 6 days. That’s how long it took for someone to make “the comment.” To this woman’s credit, she did try to feel me out beforehand. First, she asked how far along I was and then, after giving me the shocked look, said hesitantly, “Wow… Can I… Can I say…

This Mom Doesn’t Have It All Together, But I’m Giving it My Darndest
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This Mom Doesn’t Have It All Together, But I’m Giving it My Darndest

You can’t always count on me to text you back, but you can count on me giving it my darndest by mentally responding to your message 57 times. You can’t always count on me to remember every grocery item we need, but you can count on me giving it my darndest by making a list,…

Gaining Too Much Weight During Pregnancy: Your Hilarious, Unconventional How-To Guide for Gaining 50 Pounds!
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Gaining Too Much Weight During Pregnancy: Your Hilarious, Unconventional How-To Guide for Gaining 50 Pounds!

If you’re looking for tips on how to gain minimal weight while pregnant, this is not the post for you. If you’re looking for a hilarious step-by-step tutorial on gaining too much weight during pregnancy– a solid 50 pounds at least, then you’ve come to the right place! *This should go without saying but: This…

Kids Throw The Best (Accidental) Shade
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Kids Throw The Best (Accidental) Shade

Kids are the best accidental shame-throwers. This delightful little writing excerpt came home from Kid 1’s school today and he has accurately described my homemaking skills to his teacher (And to me. And now, to the world). The word “disaster” is an accurate assessment of the house for 90ish% of the day. There is (sometimes)…

25 Bad Parenting Quotes That Are Actually Great!
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25 Bad Parenting Quotes That Are Actually Great!

Bad parenting quotes are the gift that keeps on giving. Maybe they’re absurd, maybe they’re outlandish, maybe they’re… exactly what you needed to read to make yourself feel better about your parenting situation! The days are long when you’re suffering through sleep deprivation.  Between trying to get your kids to sleep and the hell that…

Going to the Pool with Kids is a Special Kind of Hell
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Going to the Pool with Kids is a Special Kind of Hell

When I was a kid, summer was the absolute best! Now that I’m a parent, I have decidedly mixed feelings about the season and much of the dilemma centers around the pool. In fact, going to the pool with kids seems like its own special kind of hell. I really want to love taking my kids to…

Summer Life Hacks for Exhausted Moms Looking To Do As Little As Possible
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Summer Life Hacks for Exhausted Moms Looking To Do As Little As Possible

Every mom needs some practical summer life hacks when the end of the school year draws near. After all, it’s every parent’s most loved-hated time: summer break! Summer break brings welcome relief from the daily grind of school. No more screaming like a banshee, “You’re going to miss the bus!” No more signing homework folders….

32 Hilariously Funny Pregnancy Quotes Every Mom Will Appreciate
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32 Hilariously Funny Pregnancy Quotes Every Mom Will Appreciate

You Need & Deserve These Funny Pregnancy Quotes! Pregnancy can be a beautiful time, but it can also be a time when you need a good laugh more than ever (and also maybe a strong cocktail, but those are off-limits). Enjoy these funny pregnancy quotes because if you’re incubating a human (or you’ve done so…

What is my Toddler Saying? A Hilarious Toddler Translation Guide
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What is my Toddler Saying? A Hilarious Toddler Translation Guide

Understanding toddlers at all — let alone toddler speech — is a true challenge. Most parents have mastered their own toddler’s speech (within reason), but if a grandparent, friend, or neighbor wants to understand what a toddler is saying… Good luck! To help with this herculean task, I’ve developed a Toddler Translation Guide. Like every…

I Need New Clothes: A Hilarious “Prayer” for Shoppers
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I Need New Clothes: A Hilarious “Prayer” for Shoppers

I need new clothes. There. I said it. Another summer season is upon us and my current wardrobe is way beyond limping on its last leg. I’ve put off this evil for a very long time, but the need can no longer be denied. I need new clothes. I have to go shopping. Have you…