A Funny Mother’s Day Message From Your Daughter
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A Funny Mother’s Day Message From Your Daughter

While this funny Mother’s Day message was specifically written to my mom, I think it’s pretty universal. If you have a mom, and especially if you ARE a mom, you’ll probably see a lot of yourself (and maybe all of yourself) in this funny Mother’s Day letter. Last year, I wrote a heartfelt Mother’s Day…

Toddler Proofing Your Home? Bahahahaha, Good Luck With That!
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Toddler Proofing Your Home? Bahahahaha, Good Luck With That!

If you’ve ever tried toddler proofing your home in any way, you already know that the struggle is SO real. No matter how hard you try to childproof your house (or baby proof it, or wild-maniac-proof it, for that matter), you quickly discover that it isn’t enough. You need more baby gates, more corner protectors,…

Is Your Son a Drama King? Yes, Boys have Drama Too!

Is Your Son a Drama King? Yes, Boys have Drama Too!

Now that I’m expecting my fourth boy, I hear this comment more than ever, “Well, at least you won’t have to deal with all that girl drama!” The comments are well-meaning and I take no offense. Still, I have to say, as each of my boys age (i.e. learn to talk), I am discovering more…

7 Hilarious Types of Children Who Refuse To Go To Bed

7 Hilarious Types of Children Who Refuse To Go To Bed

Kids hate going to bed. In fact, having a child who refuses to go to bed is basically a right of passage for parents. In a cruel twist of fate, parents who want nothing more than a good night’s sleep birth feral offspring that need no sleep at all. In fact, when bedtime rolls around,…

Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Lying is an integral part of parenthood. Growing up it’s all “tell the truth blah blah blah,” but if you haven’t learned the art of lying in general adulthood, parenthood will put you on the fast track. Here are five essential and hilarious styles of lies every parent tells their kids at some point. If…

Hilariously Helpful Life Hacks for New Parents Baby Books SHOULD Include
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Hilariously Helpful Life Hacks for New Parents Baby Books SHOULD Include

First-time parents are so precious. They read all the books, follow all the rules, and make all the preparations. It makes sense. They have absolutely no idea what they’re in for and all those little preparation rituals make them feel like they have a little control. Seasoned parents know: once you have a baby, actually,…

I Had No Idea Parenthood Would Be So NOISY!

I Had No Idea Parenthood Would Be So NOISY!

Before my first child was born, I had a pretty good handle on what to expect. I was “prepared” for parenthood (well, as much as anyone can really prepare before being thrust into the actual fire of raising kids). I knew about diapers and sleep deprivation. I knew my career would undergo changes. I knew…

17 Hilariously Funny Stay at Home Mom Memes That Are Just Too Relatable!
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17 Hilariously Funny Stay at Home Mom Memes That Are Just Too Relatable!

Being a Stay at Home Mom can be a wonderful thing, for sure, but it’s not without its struggles. Sometimes, what a Stay at Home Mom really needs is a good laugh and a dose of solidarity — two things that are best served up in these hilarious stay at home mom memes! Stay at Home Mom…

He peed on WHAT?! – Parents Share Their Hilarious Potty Horror Stories [These Funny Stories Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing!]

He peed on WHAT?! – Parents Share Their Hilarious Potty Horror Stories [These Funny Stories Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing!]

Let me start by saying: this is the article I never imagined I’d write. When I was pregnant with my first and just getting started on my parenting journey, I was blissfully unaware of how much urine would be involved in my life in just a few short months. Fast forward, I’m now a mom…

What To Do When Your Water Breaks? Not This! Tips from a Mom Who Did It All Hilariously Wrong.
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What To Do When Your Water Breaks? Not This! Tips from a Mom Who Did It All Hilariously Wrong.

What NOT to do when your water breaks First-time parents are a special breed–a unique cocktail of excitement, naiveté, and terror all rolled into one. One thing first-time parents wonder obsess about is when labor will start. What should they do when her water breaks? What should they bring to the hospital? Well, as someone…