Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Kids
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Hilarious Lies Parents Tell Their Kids

Lying is an integral part of parenthood. Growing up it’s all “tell the truth blah blah blah,” but if you haven’t learned the art of lying in general adulthood, parenthood will put you on the fast track. Here are five essential and hilarious styles of lies every parent tells their kids at some point. If…

Hilariously Helpful Life Hacks for New Parents Baby Books SHOULD Include
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Hilariously Helpful Life Hacks for New Parents Baby Books SHOULD Include

First-time parents are so precious. They read all the books, follow all the rules, and make all the preparations. It makes sense. They have absolutely no idea what they’re in for and all those little preparation rituals make them feel like they have a little control. Seasoned parents know: once you have a baby, actually,…

I Had No Idea Parenthood Would Be So NOISY!
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I Had No Idea Parenthood Would Be So NOISY!

Before my first child was born, I had a pretty good handle on what to expect. I was “prepared” for parenthood (well, as much as anyone can really prepare before being thrust into the actual fire of raising kids). I knew about diapers and sleep deprivation. I knew my career would undergo changes. I knew…

17 Hilariously Funny Stay at Home Mom Memes That Are Just Too Relatable!
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17 Hilariously Funny Stay at Home Mom Memes That Are Just Too Relatable!

Being a Stay at Home Mom can be a wonderful thing, for sure, but it’s not without its struggles. Sometimes, what a Stay at Home Mom really needs is a good laugh and a dose of solidarity — two things that are best served up in these hilarious stay at home mom memes! Stay at Home Mom…

He peed on WHAT?! – Parents Share Their Hilarious Potty Horror Stories [These Funny Stories Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing!]
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He peed on WHAT?! – Parents Share Their Hilarious Potty Horror Stories [These Funny Stories Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing!]

Let me start by saying: this is the article I never imagined I’d write. When I was pregnant with my first and just getting started on my parenting journey, I was blissfully unaware of how much urine would be involved in my life in just a few short months. Fast forward, I’m now a mom…

What To Do When Your Water Breaks? Not This! Tips from a Mom Who Did It All Hilariously Wrong.
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What To Do When Your Water Breaks? Not This! Tips from a Mom Who Did It All Hilariously Wrong.

What NOT to do when your water breaks First-time parents are a special breed–a unique cocktail of excitement, naiveté, and terror all rolled into one. One thing first-time parents wonder obsess about is when labor will start. What should they do when her water breaks? What should they bring to the hospital? Well, as someone…

Clever Pregnancy Comebacks: Hilarious responses to “Are you having twins?” –When You’re Not!
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Clever Pregnancy Comebacks: Hilarious responses to “Are you having twins?” –When You’re Not!

Are You Having Twins? 18 weeks, 6 days. That’s how long it took for someone to make “the comment.” To this woman’s credit, she did try to feel me out beforehand. First, she asked how far along I was and then, after giving me the shocked look, said hesitantly, “Wow… Can I… Can I say…

This Mom Doesn’t Have It All Together, But I’m Giving it My Darndest
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This Mom Doesn’t Have It All Together, But I’m Giving it My Darndest

You can’t always count on me to text you back, but you can count on me giving it my darndest by mentally responding to your message 57 times. You can’t always count on me to remember every grocery item we need, but you can count on me giving it my darndest by making a list,…

Gaining Too Much Weight During Pregnancy: Your Hilarious, Unconventional How-To Guide for Gaining 50 Pounds!
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Gaining Too Much Weight During Pregnancy: Your Hilarious, Unconventional How-To Guide for Gaining 50 Pounds!

If you’re looking for tips on how to gain minimal weight while pregnant, this is not the post for you. If you’re looking for a hilarious step-by-step tutorial on gaining too much weight during pregnancy– a solid 50 pounds at least, then you’ve come to the right place! *This should go without saying but: This…

Kids Throw The Best (Accidental) Shade
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Kids Throw The Best (Accidental) Shade

Kids are the best accidental shame-throwers. This delightful little writing excerpt came home from Kid 1’s school today and he has accurately described my homemaking skills to his teacher (And to me. And now, to the world). The word “disaster” is an accurate assessment of the house for 90ish% of the day. There is (sometimes)…